Each and every day I hope
but it’s to no avail,
that there could be a change, but nope
stupendously you fail.
You sidle up without a care,
I cringe and close my eyes.
the restraint I show is rather rare,
I should receive a prize.
I have to say it’s quite an art
that you can’t seem to see,
the question that you think is smart,
is dumb as dumb can be.
I know you think that I’m a dope
and speak to me as so,
but there’s a day I’ll laugh and hope
you like the taste of crow!
It’s true that you aren’t sharp of wit
but think of this old hen,
if respect is what you think you’ll get,
don’t treat me like I’m ten!
*any similarity to a real boss is purely coincidental. Everyone knows a boss would never really act like this...
