Workplace Dangers

There are many jobs that are considered dangerous. High-rise construction, crewing a crab boat in Alaska, firework technician, customer service for the local utility company...

My job is hardly considered dangerous. Unless you count paper-cuts and carpal tunnel. Except for two things. There are two very serious dangers at my place of employment. Prepare to meet the first!

See how she stalks her prey!?

There's nowhere to hide!

She WILL find you...

And voice her displeasure in your attempt to escape.

She is always watching.


The other danger in the office is a danger of a slightly different sort. While the previously mentioned ferocious beast keeps you on your toes, the following furry ball of cuteness lures you into a false sense of security. I believe they're working together.

That is plotting my friends...not sleeping.

He sneers at your attempts to resist his cuteness.

In all seriousness. How in the world am I supposed to get any work done with these guys around? They're a constant form of entertainment and distraction.

Don't tell the boss though...


Stephanie said...

I think I may have fallen in love with the second hell beast, just from that first photo. So much cuteness. It has to be evil.

Kristen said...